I had a list of suspects:
A stone Eagle come to life,
The Skull and Bones (Secret Societies still tryin to keep they eye on me),
And this gnarly hawk, caught fleeing from the scene!
I dont ever think I've seen an adult with yellow eyes before.
My investigation will now focus on this prime suspect, last seen heading north on Convent Avenue. All squirrels, pigeons, rats, mice, sparrows, crows, and teacup Pomeranians are advised to remain indoors until this killer is corralled!